Protect Ya Check – Method Man vs Tax Man

Disclaimer: I wrote this article solely to make bad puns off the Wu-Tang Clan’s debut album classic “‘Enter the Wu-Tang (36 chambers)“.

The same rapper that cautioned us to safeguard our neck has been neglecting his paycheck, or rather, the state income taxes that didn’t come out of it.  New York state has brought the muthaf’in ruckus as they prepare to “R.E.A.M.” Wu Tang Clan’s Method Man for dolla dolla bills y’all.

Before you start to chastise the hip hop star with cries of “shame on a nigga” for tryin’ to run game on NY state, note that poor Method Man defended himself on the grounds that “I’m a pothead…I go on the road and forget everything else.”

Don’t shed too many tearz for the man, though, he’s probably worth millions, especially considering the wealth management services he has access to as a Wu member.  Just remember, the tax man ain’t nuthing ta f’ wit!

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